drakefan666:

the fam here, the drink here, the girls here?
well fuck let’s get it then *pulls out lint roller*

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

(Source: sav4gez)

*gets a compliment*

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(Source: cxrtez)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock